How i met your mother S01E01 - Scene 9

1. How I Met Your Mother Season 01 Episode 01 - S9.mp3

Scene nine

(Taxicab)

Ted: (Exhales) Okay. Moment of truth. Wish me luck. (Exhales)

Barney: Ted’s goanna get it on with a TV reporter (nods. Laughs.) This just in. Okay (holds hand up for high-fives)

Lily: Kiss her, Ted. Kiss her good.

Marshall: Kiss the crap out of that girl

Ted: Marshall, remember this night. When you’re the best man at our wedding and you give a speech, you’re goanna tell this story. (exits cab)

Barney: Why does he get to be the best man? (Shouts out) I’M YOUR BEST FRIEND!

Narrator: As I walked up to that door a million thoughts raced through my mind. Unfortunately, one particular thought did not.

[Flashback to Date]

Robin: I’ve got five dogs.

[Flashback Ends]

(Ted presses the buzzer, dogs begin to bark. Walks down the steps back toward the cab)

Ted: Not good, not good, not good, not good.

Lily: No!

Marshall: Go back in there!

Barney: You’re wearing a suit!

(Ted walks back toward the door)

Robin: (from window) Ted?

Ted: Hi! (Silence) I was just uh—(hold up Smurf Penis, aka French Horn)

Robin: Come on up.

(Ted enters)

[In the Cab]

Marshall: He’s in.

Barney: So, (looks to the cabdriver) Ranjit… you must’ve done it with a Lebanese girl.

Lily: Okay—that’s my Barney Limit. (Starts to leave the cab) I’m goanna see if that Bodega has a bathroom. (Leaves)

Ranjit: Actually, I’m from Bangladesh.

Barney: The women hot there?

Ranjit: Here’s a picture of my wife! (Shows picture)

Barney: (Whispers to Marshall) A simple "no" would have sufficed. (To Ranjit) She’s lovely.

1. get it on with : copulate / have sex with

I don't want to get it on with you or any other creep.

너나 네 떨거지 같은 개자식들하고는 자고 싶지 않아.

2. This just in : 속보입니다.

A phrase said to announce breaking news.

보통 앵커가 방송 주에 중요한 뉴스 속보 등이 들어왔을 때 사용하는 말

3. Bodega

1. (특히 스페인 어계 미국인 사이의) 식품 잡화점   2. 포도주 파는 술집, 포도주 저장 창고

4. the best man 

결혼식 들러리

5. Kiss the crap out of that girl

그 여자 혼이 빠질 정도로 키스해버려!

6. that’s my Barney Limit

이게 Barney에 대한 내 한계야. -> 난 Barney 못봐주겠어.