How i met your mother S01E01 - Scene 5

1. How I Met Your Mother Season 01 Episode 01 - S5.mp3

Scene Five

(Taxi on the way to hospital)

Marshall: I’m sorry, Lily. I’m so sorry. Take us to the hospital.

Cabdriver: Whoa, whoa, whoa—did you hit her?

(Laughter)

Lily: Hit me? Please, this guy could barely even spank me in bed for fun. He’s all like, (hits ice in bag using to cover eye) “Oh, did that hurt?” and I’m like, “Come on, let me have it, you pansy!” (realizes) Wow, complete stranger.

Cabdriver: no, no, no, no—it’s okay, go on. (Turns meter on.) So these, spankin’s…you in pajamas or going “naturelle”

[Cut to bar with Robin]

Ted: So what do you do?

Robin: I’m a reporter for Metro News 1.

Ted: (nods) Oh.

Robin: Well, kind of a reporter. I do those dumb little fluff pieces at the end of the news, you know. Like—um—monkey that can play the ukulele. I’m hoping to get some bigger stories soon.

Ted: Bigger like, uh, gorilla with an up-right bass? Sorry, you’re really pretty. (Robin laughs and waves to her friends) Oh, your friends don’t seem too happy.

Robin: Yeah, see the one in the middle just got dumped by her boyfriend so tonight every guy is… “The enemy”.

Ted: You know if you don’t make your friend feel better you could throw a drink at my face. I don’t mind.

Robin: She would love that! It does look fun in the movies.

Ted: Hey, you wanna have dinner with me Saturday night?

Robin: Oh, I can’t. I’m going to Orlando for a week on Friday. Some guys attempting to make a big (cut) so my news is covering it.

Ted: That’s going to take a week?

Robin: Yeah, he’s going to eat it too, it’s another record.

Robin’s Dumped Friend: Hey, what’s taking so long?

Ted: Uh, I know this is a long shot, but how about tomorrow night?

Robin: (stops) Yeah, (agrees) What the hell (passes number to Ted. Throws drink on Ted’s face) JERK! (Walks away. Whispers) that was fun.

Barney: (comes back laughing) De—wait for it—nied! Denied!

Ted: We’re going out tomorrow night.

Barney: I thought we were playing laser tag tomorrow night?

Ted: Yeah, I was never going to go play laser tag. (Wipes alcohol off his face)

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1. spank 

[VERB] If someone spanks a child, they punish them by hitting them on the bottom several times with their hand.

2. dumb 

[ADJ] Someone who is dumb is completely unable to speak.

3. fluff - 질 낮은 오락물이란다

dumb little fluff piece : 필요없는 쓸데없는 것.

[출처] <how i met your mother> S01, E01.|작성자 바나나킥

4. got dumped

get dumped: 차이다

get dumped by someone: ~에게서 차이다.

dump someone: ~(애인을)차다..

 

He got dumped.

 

A: My girlfriend dumped me.

B: Oh no!! you got dumped? Sorry, man. 

 

A: I dumped my boyfriend.

B: Why? 

A: He cheated on me. 

B: Oh.

 

주의:get dumped 는 들으면 기분 나쁜말이니 본인앞에서는  잘 안쓰는게 좋아요.

[출처] 벨라 생활영어: He got dumped. 걔 여자친구한데 차였어.|작성자 벨라

5. JERK!

[NOUN] If you call someone a jerk, you are insulting them because you think they are stupid or you do not like them.

6. let me have it, you pansy

내가 한번 해볼까, 계집애 같으니라구!

7. a long shot

거의 가능성 없는 것.