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Scene eight (Lily, Ted, Barney and Marshall sitting at a table) Ted: So these guys think I chickened out. What do you think? Barney: I can’t believe you’re still not wearing a SUIT! Ted: She didn’t even give me the signal. Barney: What is she goanna—is she goanna bat her eyes at you in Morse code (bats eyes)?? Ted (bats eyes) Kiss me—No, you just kiss her! Ted: Not if you don’t get the signal. B..

Robin: I’ve gotta get one of those blue French horns for over my fireplace. It’s gotta be blue, it’s gotta be French. Ted: No Green Clarinet? Robin: No. Ted: Come on, no purple tuba? Robin: It’s a Smurf penis or no dice. (Metro News 1 Van appears) Producer: (from inside van) there you are! We’ve got a jumper! Some crazy guy on the Manhattan Bridge. Come on, you’re covering it! Robin: Um, alright..

It's spring in the high arctic and the sun illuminates a giant frozen ocean, the first stop on our journey. The most powerful land predator is on the prowl. A male polar bear is searching for a mate. Willing females are few and far between and the sea ice on which he travels will soon melt and vanish. He's running out of time to find a mate in this vast, frozen desert. Ten miles ahead, a single ..

. The poles are permanently capped with ice. Nowhere is colder, windier or more hostile to life. I'm standing at the North Pole, the very top of the Earth. Up here, it's easy to see why the polar regions are so cold. The sun never rises high enough in the sky to warm my back and those rays that do strike the surface are mostly reflected back from this great whiteness. But the fundamental problem..

Over one third of our planet is frozen and yet, the icy worlds of the arctic and antarctic are as alien to most of us as the surface of another planet. They are places of superlative from ice caps that hold nearly 80% of our planet's fresh water to frozen forests that encircle the earth globe. These are places that feed our imaginations, places that seem to be borrowed from fairy tales. They are..

Scene Six (Bistro, Ted’s date with Robin. There’s a blue French horn showcased on the wall a table away from theirs.) Narrator: The next night, I took her out to this little bistro in Brooklyn. Robin: Wow that is one bad-ass blue French horn. Ted: Yeah. Robin: Mhmm. Ted: Sort of looks like a… Smurf penis. (Scene Freezes) Narrator: Son, a piece of advice. When you go on a first date you really do..

Scene Five(Taxi on the way to hospital) Marshall: I’m sorry, Lily. I’m so sorry. Take us to the hospital. Cabdriver: Whoa, whoa, whoa—did you hit her? (Laughter) Lily: Hit me? Please, this guy could barely even spank me in bed for fun. He’s all like, (hits ice in bag using to cover eye) “Oh, did that hurt?” and I’m like, “Come on, let me have it, you pansy!” (realizes) Wow, complete stranger. Ca..

--------- Scene Four (The Bar—Focusing on Ted and Robin) Narrator: It was like something from an old movie. Where the sailor sees the girl across the crowded dance floor, turns to his buddy and says, “see that girl? I’m gonna marry her someday” Ted: Hey Barney, see that girl? Barney : Oh, Yeah. You just know she likes it dirty. Go say “Hi”. Ted : I can’t just go say “Hi”. I need a plan. I'm gonn..