How i met your mother S01E01 - Scene 2

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1. How I Met Your Mother Season 01 Episode 01 - S2.mp3

Scene Two

(The Bar)

Ted: Hey.

Barney: Where’s your suit!?  Just once when I say suit up, I wish you’d put on a suit.

Ted: I did that one time.

Barney: It was a blazer!

Ted: You know, ever since college, it’s been Marshall and Lily and me. Now it’s gonna be Marshall and Lily… and me. They’ll get married, start a family—before long I’m the weird, middle-aged bachelor their kids call “Uncle Ted”.

(Barney hits Ted)

Barney: I see what this is about. Have you forgotten what I said to you the night we met?

[Cut to Flashback the night Barney and Ted met]

[Still in the Bar]

(Ted is talking to another couple; Barney randomly joins them and interrupts)

Barney: Ted, I’m gonna teach you how to live. (Ted’s shocked) Barney, we met at the urinal.

Ted: Oh, right. Hi.

Barney: Lesson one, lose the goatee. It doesn’t look good with your suit.

Ted: I’m not wearing a suit.

Barney: Lesson two, get a suit. Suits are cool. (Points to self with bear bottle in hand) Exhibit A. (Flirts to a woman unseen) 

Lesson three, don’t even think about getting married till you’re… thirty.

[Flashback ends]

Ted: Thirty, right. You’re right. I guess it’s just you’re best friend gets engaged—you start thinking about that stuff.

Barney: I thought I was your best friend. Ted, say I’m your best friend.

Ted: You’re my best friend, Barney.

Barney: Good! And as your best friend, I suggest we play a little game called… “Have you met Ted?”

Ted: Wai—no, no, no. We’re not playing “Have You Met Ted?”

Barney: (Taps a woman names Yasmine) Hi, have you met Ted? (Leaves and watches from a distance).

Ted: (To Yasmine) Hi, I’m Ted.

Yasmine: Yasmine.

Ted: It’s a very pretty name.

Yasmine: Thanks, It’s Lebanese.

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1. bachelor

[NOUN] A bachelor is a man who has never married.

2. weird

[ADJ] If you describe something or someone as weird, you mean that they are strange.

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Ted: 야!

Barney: 정장은? 내가 정장 입으라고 하면 정장을 입으라고.

Ted: 한번 했잖아.

Barney: 그런 블레이저였어!

Ted: 있잖아, 대학때부터 마샬, 릴리, 나였는데. 이젠 마샬하고 릴리 그리고 내가 될거 같아. 걔들은 결혼하고 가정을 꾸릴테고. 난 머지않아 삼촌소리 듣는 괴짜 노총각이 되겠지.

Barney: 무슨 말인지 알겠다. 우리 만났던 밤에 내가 너한테 했던 말 잊어 버렸어?

Barney: 테드, 내가 인생 사는 법 알려줄게. 버니야. 화장실에서 봤잖아!

Ted: 오, 맞아. 안녕.

Barney: 첫째, 수염을 깍어! 옷이랑 안어울려.

Ted: 난 정장을 안 입고 있는데.

Barney: 둘째, 정장을 입어. 정장이 끝내주지. 내가 표본이야. 셋째, 서른 전까진 결혼하는걸 생각도 하지마.

Ted: 서른, 그래 네가 맞아! 그건 말야 가장 친한 친구가 약혼하면, 너도 그런 생각을 하게 될거야. 

Barney: 내가 절친인줄 알았는데. 절친은 나라고 말해!

Ted: 네가 절친이야. 바니.

Barney: 좋아! 그럼, 가장 친한 친구로서 간단한 게임을 해보자. 이름은.. 테드 만나봤어요?

Ted: 잠깐. 안~돼! 우리 그런 게임 안하고 있잖아.

Barney: 안녕 테드만나본적 있어요.

Ted: 안녕, 테드예요.

Yasmine: 야스민이예요.

Ted: 참 이쁜 이름이네요.

Yasmine: 고마워요. 레바논이름이예요.