' Scene Two (The Bar) Ted: Hey. Barney: Where’s your suit!? Just once when I say suit up, I wish you’d put on a suit. Ted: I did that one time. Barney: It was a blazer! Ted: You know, ever since college, it’s been Marshall and Lily and me. Now it’s gonna be Marshall and Lily… and me. They’ll get married, start a family—before long I’m the weird, middle-aged bachelor their kids call “Uncle Ted”. ..